That's not a car it's a fetish
Not a Ferrari but it's fire engine reddish
A mid-life crisis fat man wish
Your average consumer capitalist

But socialism will arrive by bike
Socialism will arrive by bike
Socialism will arrive by bike
Jeremy Corbyn knows that's right
Socialism will arrive by bike

It's not a lorry it's a killing machine
It'll kill you dirty or it'll kill you clean
Eight this year, know what I mean
Last year it was bloody fourteen

But socialism will arrive by bike
Socialism will arrive by bike
Socialism will arrive by bike
Even bloody Boris knows that's right
Socialism will arrive by bike

Death, damnation and convenience
More experience than expedience
Conformity and obedience
Pledge your Top Gear allegiance

But socialism will arrive by bike
Socialism will arrive by bike
Socialism will arrive by bike
Attila The Stockbroker knows that's right
Socialism will arrive by bike

That's not a taxi, it's a money box
Quick off the block, the man's on the clock
Mind out the way if you're in the drops
It's a close pass but he never stops

But socialism will arrive by bike
Socialism will arrive by bike
Socialism will arrive by bike
David Cameron's stopped riding his
Socialism will arrive by bike

Death, damnation and convenience
More experience than expedience
Conformity and obedience
Pledge your Top Gear allegiance

But socialism will arrive by bike
Socialism will arrive by bike
Socialism will arrive by bike
Jeremy Corbyn knows that's right
Full on carbon racer or an old man's trike
Support the National Gallery all-out strike
Socialism will arrive by bike

That's not a tanker