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Good evening grapple fans once again
It's tag team time from number ten
In the red corner Jezza defending his belts
In the blue corner, there's everyone else

It's Saturday tea time on ITV
But standing on the tag is the BBC
Kent Walton on the commentary
Let's hand you over to our MC

Ladies and gentlemen
There is a change to the scheduled programme
I'm very sorry to have to tell you
That Jeremy Corbyn........
…....................is here

This Daily Politics show
Will be decided by two falls
Two submissions
Or a knockout

Good evening grapple fans once again
It's tag team time from number ten
In the red corner Jezza defending his belts
In the blue corner, there's everyone else

The crowd are already with Corbyn
You can hear them willing him to win
But the Laura Kuenssberg's got him in a headlock
And now she's tagging Nick Robinson in

Half-nelson that's old school
And Simon Dansczuk's bending the rules!
Ay yai yai, that's not fair
His corner resigning live on air

Good evening grapple fans once again
It's tag team time from number ten
In the red corner Jezza defending his belts
In the blue corner, there's everyone else

Seconds away, round two
I hope that Corbyn can see this through
Trying to tag McDonnell, coming up for air
But Bomber Creasy just hit him with a chair

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

It's OK he's back on his feet
Corbyn's a hard opponent to beat
So that's all grapple fans, until next week
Have a good week

Yes next week grapple fans once again
It's tag team time from number ten
Corbyn's a hard opponent to beat
So have a good week ….until next week

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from Protest For Dummies, released December 5, 2016

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