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Jemima’s up the duff but she doesn’t want to get fat
It’s all about her waist not the baby’s health and all that
She’s basking in the glow
Of a feature in Hello
She’s sniffing gluten

And Ben is an addict he proper can’t get enough
Of artisan bread with an artisan craft crust
He’s basking in the glow
Of his morning sourdough
Sniffing gluten

Sniffing gluten in Shoreditch and the Hampstead borders
Sniffing gluten in Chelsea under dieticians orders
So grab your Bugaboo
And a plastic bag or two
For sniffing gluten
Sniffing gluten in the Village it’s the latest craze
Sniffing gluten as two of your five-a-days
So grab your Bugaboo
And a plastic bag or two
For sniffing gluten

She can’t help sniffing gluten, it makes her really ill
Her disease is now in fashion, that’s the bitterest pill
There’s no afterglow
From the places that she goes
Sniffing gluten

Jemima’s up the duff but she doesn’t want to get fat
What the actual fuck is fucking up with that?
Someone have a word
Hasn’t she heard
Of sniffing gluten

Sniffing gluten in Shoreditch and the Hampstead borders
Sniffing gluten in Chelsea under dieticians orders
So grab your Bugaboo
And a plastic bag or two
For sniffing gluten

Sniffing gluten in the Village it’s the latest craze
Sniffing gluten as two of your five-a-days
So grab your Bugaboo
And a plastic bag or two
For sniffing gluten

Didn’t we used to know a magazine about that?

Now I wanna sniff some gluten

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from Protest For Dummies, released December 5, 2016

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